Episode #7 – Motion Tirade

To the shitfuck meatfaced assbag who passed me on 76th avenue – a single lane road – pound it, fucker. You almost caused a seven car pileup with your impatience and shocking, dipshitted recklessness. To the dumb broad doing her makeup while speeding across the Groat Bridge at 110 – I hope you die in a fire. You almost sent me and a few other hapless innocents sailing unceremoniously into the north Saskatchewan. To the truck driver who didn’t shoulder check and almost flattened me on the corner of 149th and 118th, thanks jissom head.